A Canadian pharma company signals either commanding investor demand or a desperate closing window.
Read full article →Nothing says 'we hear your concerns' like writing the rulebook you're about to break.
Read full article →The chip giant that cornered AI demand now desperately needs someone—anyone—to buy its processors for something other than training models.
Read full article →Same investors, same company, wildly different price—a masterclass in financial theater.
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Read full article →When environmental liabilities become investor relations problems.
Read full article →Dylan Robbins raised $20M for a gaming company by apparently convincing investors they were funding artificial intelligence.
Read full article →When you're out of GPU inventory and out of patience, apparently SpaceX's asking price suddenly seems reasonable.
Read full article →Firm's $2.5B Cerebras bet repackaged as visionary thesis rather than late-cycle desperation.
Read full article →VC firm that avoids hardware backed hardware anyway and somehow won—proving that indifference is just patience in a bull market.
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