Breaking: cartel member discovers it can make more money acting alone, shocking absolutely no one who understands basic economics.
Read full article →The most expensive founders' breakup in history enters discovery phase, where discovery means reliving every text message ever sent.
Read full article →Pentagon's chief AI officer commits to 'country-agnostic' black boxes, proving that national security strategy is just procurement with a flag pin.
Read full article →Apparently 'exclusive' partnerships have expiration dates when the hot new company remembers it has leverage.
Read full article →Bret Taylor's customer service bot buys YC startup with zero disclosed financials, completes founder circle of life.
Read full article →An airline so thoroughly broken it's now betting government intervention beats actually running an airline.
Read full article →Cannabis POS company declares victory on fictional AI expansion while pretending profitability on loose accounting standards.
Read full article →Suspending a century-old maritime regulation to manage geopolitical crises is what happens when tariff tweaks become national security strategy.
Read full article →When your world's largest infrastructure play can't survive its own leadership, perhaps physics matters more than branding.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.