The education industrial complex discovers it cannot sell four-year insurance policies against six-month technology cycles.
Read full article →The Benotto report reveals that corporate values documents are excellent at making boards feel virtuous while faculty hide their faith.
Read full article →Axios discovers that finite capital going to data centers means less money for literally everything else, then reassures us this is fine.
Read full article →When an industry is too chaotic to fit party talking points, even Congress notices.
Read full article →Elon and Mark announce they're 'back in the game' despite zero evidence they ever left or knew the rules.
Read full article →The entertainment industry has discovered that guilt by association with generative AI works better than due process.
Read full article →Mayor Brandon Johnson's moratorium reveals the AI infrastructure boom has a fatal flaw: it requires electricity.
Read full article →Meta's CEO lectures the world on concentrated power while defending the platform that perfected algorithmic lock-in.
Read full article →Researchers use AI to design synthetic pathogens, proving that having the capability to do something remains our primary motivation for doing it.
Read full article →Disrupting labor law one settlement at a time.
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