A16Z LAUNCHES SCHOOL AFTER DROPOUT STRATEGY IMPLODESMORPHOTONICS RAISES €40M ON DISPLAY TECH 'ROADMAP'OURA'S $2.2B IPO: A MASTERCLASS IN FOUNDER EXIT TIMINGTRUMP'S AI FORCE: BUREAUCRACY SOLVES COMPETITIONWSP GRACEFULLY EXITS ARCADIS COURTSHIP AFTER 'CAREFUL CONSIDERATION'BAIN CAPITAL RAISES $1.6B TO FUND COMPANIES THAT DON'T EXIST YETCOMP AI RAISES $34M TO BE 'CONTINUOUSLY AGENTIC' ABOUT COMPLIANCECONGRESS DISCOVERS ELECTRICITY BILLS EXIST, ACTS SHOCKEDA16Z LAUNCHES SCHOOL AFTER DROPOUT STRATEGY IMPLODESMORPHOTONICS RAISES €40M ON DISPLAY TECH 'ROADMAP'OURA'S $2.2B IPO: A MASTERCLASS IN FOUNDER EXIT TIMINGTRUMP'S AI FORCE: BUREAUCRACY SOLVES COMPETITIONWSP GRACEFULLY EXITS ARCADIS COURTSHIP AFTER 'CAREFUL CONSIDERATION'BAIN CAPITAL RAISES $1.6B TO FUND COMPANIES THAT DON'T EXIST YETCOMP AI RAISES $34M TO BE 'CONTINUOUSLY AGENTIC' ABOUT COMPLIANCECONGRESS DISCOVERS ELECTRICITY BILLS EXIST, ACTS SHOCKED
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Opinion

Box CEO Diagnoses Industry's AI Delusion, Ironically

Aaron Levie coins 'AI psychosis' to describe C-suite behavior he is presumably exempt from.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Self-Aware Delusion
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Opinion

Corporate America's AI Buyer's Remorse Just Arrived

After billions in frantic spending, executives discover that transformative technology requires, shockingly, actual strategy.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Catastrophically Premature
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Opinion

Bond Markets Discover Gravity Still Works, Shocked

After three decades of fiscal stimulus cosplay, lenders remember that money isn't actually free.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Physics Denial Crumbles
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Opinion

Tech Leaders Discover Surveillance Is Bad, But Only in Canada

A growing coalition warns Bill C-22 will trigger mass exodus—conveniently ignoring where their companies actually operate.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Selectively Principled
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Opinion

Tech Leaders Discover Surveillance Is Bad, But Only in Canada

A growing coalition warns Bill C-22 will trigger mass exodus—conveniently ignoring where their companies actually operate.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Selectively Principled
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Opinion

Trump's Golden Economy Turns Brass, Even Republicans Notice

When your core Series A investors start asking hard questions about unit economics, it might be time to revisit the pitch deck.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Promissory Note Economics
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VC

Fragrance Startup Raises $2M to Solve Problem Nobody Had

Betaworks and True Ventures bet that centuries-old industry just needed a Series Seed and better branding.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Aromatically Delusional
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VC

Easier to Raise Millions Than Land an Internship, Stanford Study Finds

After four years of investigation, researcher discovers the entire ecosystem is upside down.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Backwards Economics
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Opinion

Easier to Raise Millions Than Land an Internship, Stanford Study Finds

After four years of investigation, researcher discovers the entire ecosystem is upside down.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Backwards Economics
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Unicorn

Bumble Discovers Dating Apps Boring, Considers Becoming Something Else

CEO admits the novelty has worn off while publicly betting the company's future on a pivot only she understands.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Structurally Exhausted
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