Legacy automaker bets quarterly fund on buzzwords while its track record suggests it couldn't successfully acquire a successful software company if one volunteered.
Read full article →Microsoft's former CEO admits to being 'duped' by fraudster founder, proving that billions in capital and decades in tech offer no immunity to basic gullibility.
Read full article →Pentagon's chief AI officer commits to 'country-agnostic' black boxes, proving that national security strategy is just procurement with a flag pin.
Read full article →JPMorgan's CEO issues apocalyptic forecast while his balance sheet whispers: 'Everything is fine.'
Read full article →Financial Post hails 'innovative' digital tools for wealth management as if the internet was invented last Tuesday.
Read full article →Regulatory arbitrage masquerading as drug policy is now official U.S. government strategy.
Read full article →Suspending a century-old maritime regulation to manage geopolitical crises is what happens when tariff tweaks become national security strategy.
Read full article →The market's most desperate suitors keep getting rejected, and somehow this is being treated as good news.
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