Milltown Partners discovers that opposition to massive power infrastructure is largely theoretical, announces this as victory.
Read full article →A venture capitalist with billions riding on AI companies announces that actual winners won't be selling AI—presumably to someone else.
Read full article →A billion-dollar AI company discovered Friday night that shipping products requires permission slips from people who don't use them.
Read full article →Axios celebrates a number so divorced from cash that even venture capital is blushing.
Read full article →PwC estimates medical costs rising 9% as investors continue funding efficiency theater.
Read full article →After three years of 'this changes everything,' the market discovers that paying billions for AI doesn't actually replace workers.
Read full article →The president pitches Uncle Sam as a limited partner in AI, proving even dealmakers eventually reinvent the wheel.
Read full article →When your business model faces legitimate scrutiny, the solution is apparently to claim foreign sabotage.
Read full article →Nothing says 'we hear your concerns' like writing the rulebook you're about to break.
Read full article →Top VCs admit that being a teenager in San Francisco with an AI pitch is literally a funding qualification.
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