Same investors, same company, wildly different price—a masterclass in financial theater.
Read full article →A $3B valuation for physical logistics, the one thing Amazon actually invented.
Read full article →Dylan Robbins raised $20M for a gaming company by apparently convincing investors they were funding artificial intelligence.
Read full article →Dylan Robbins raised $20M for a gaming company by apparently convincing investors they were funding artificial intelligence.
Read full article →Investors and founders have discovered that multiplying monthly recurring revenue by twelve works even better when nobody's watching.
Read full article →Betaworks and True Ventures bet that centuries-old industry just needed a Series Seed and better branding.
Read full article →Stilta solves the critical problem of companies not knowing what they already own.
Read full article →After four years of investigation, researcher discovers the entire ecosystem is upside down.
Read full article →Firm's $2.5B Cerebras bet repackaged as visionary thesis rather than late-cycle desperation.
Read full article →Firm's $2.5B Cerebras bet repackaged as visionary thesis rather than late-cycle desperation.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.