Legacy automaker bets quarterly fund on buzzwords while its track record suggests it couldn't successfully acquire a successful software company if one volunteered.
Read full article →Legacy automaker bets quarterly fund on buzzwords while its track record suggests it couldn't successfully acquire a successful software company if one volunteered.
Read full article →Pursuit joins the storied tradition of startups convinced they've finally cracked the procurement code.
Read full article →Microsoft's former CEO admits to being 'duped' by fraudster founder, proving that billions in capital and decades in tech offer no immunity to basic gullibility.
Read full article →Peak Bay Area real estate absurdity achieved: sellers now pricing homes in vaporware derivatives.
Read full article →Nothing says 'sustainable business' like your controlling shareholder accumulating 19.3M shares of your stock.
Read full article →Ousted Disney CEO discovers venture capital's greatest feature: advisor roles that require neither results nor presence.
Read full article →After five decades of being perpetually two decades away, fusion energy has somehow convinced VCs that timelines are merely suggestions.
Read full article →Elon Musk pursues AI dominance via noncommittal financial commitment to startup whose primary value proposition is autocomplete for engineers.
Read full article →Nothing says 'investment thesis' like a Wednesday announcement that will conjure ten thousand cannabis startups by Friday.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.