A $3B valuation for physical logistics, the one thing Amazon actually invented.
Read full article →Dylan Robbins raised $20M for a gaming company by apparently convincing investors they were funding artificial intelligence.
Read full article →Dylan Robbins raised $20M for a gaming company by apparently convincing investors they were funding artificial intelligence.
Read full article →Investors and founders have discovered that multiplying monthly recurring revenue by twelve works even better when nobody's watching.
Read full article →Betaworks and True Ventures bet that centuries-old industry just needed a Series Seed and better branding.
Read full article →Stilta solves the critical problem of companies not knowing what they already own.
Read full article →After four years of investigation, researcher discovers the entire ecosystem is upside down.
Read full article →Firm's $2.5B Cerebras bet repackaged as visionary thesis rather than late-cycle desperation.
Read full article →Firm's $2.5B Cerebras bet repackaged as visionary thesis rather than late-cycle desperation.
Read full article →VC firm that avoids hardware backed hardware anyway and somehow won—proving that indifference is just patience in a bull market.
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