VC firm that avoids hardware backed hardware anyway and somehow won—proving that indifference is just patience in a bull market.
Read full article →VC firm that avoids hardware backed hardware anyway and somehow won—proving that indifference is just patience in a bull market.
Read full article →Generalist thesis meets mathematical inevitability: spray $450 million at enough startups and something has to work.
Read full article →Nothing says 'we've learned our lesson' like funding a second swing at the exact problem that already failed.
Read full article →A* Capital's third fund proves that founding a unicorn corpse is sufficient credential to raise billions without demonstrating returns.
Read full article →VeriGrain's post-harvest analysis platform solves the critical problem of farmers not knowing what they already harvested.
Read full article →As the industry pivots to AI, Andreessen Horowitz doubles down on the asset class it helped crash.
Read full article →Bradesco BBI celebrates the resurrection of equity capital markets with a single data point and infinite optimism.
Read full article →A fund betting mothers are an 'economic engine' is exactly the kind of demographic-as-moat thinking that produces spectacular returns for LPs—in tuition bills.
Read full article →Claude's impressive chatbot chops apparently justify a $50B valuation expansion with zero pressure to explain unit economics.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.